When K-Y Touch massage oils came out, I received a variety pack of mini bottles in a gift (I can't remember from whom, which is interesting since it seems like quite an intimate gift.)
So not being one to enjoy massaging my partner, the bottles have been shoved in the back of my night-stand drawer for several years. I would have preferred they stay there...forever. My girls had other plans. They pulled out all five or six bottles and spilled them...in their throats, down the front of their clothes, on the floor, and on several bills from my night-stand. I was first concerned with their clothes. That stuff is oily and I didn't want it to stain. But then it occurred to me that it was made to get all over the sheets. Duh.
So, I guess the only thing I have to worry about is the bills. You think Alltel will know what that is all over the bill? Surely they have seen worse?
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